Urges

i won't answer you
communications are down
talk to this blunt edge

Monsters

i heard slithering
crackling and whining now
cat eating popcorn

Pastries

bake on a low heat
layer in carbs and trans-fats
admire those hips

Insecurity

cold hands underneath
clutching they shake and tremble
the risk is holding

Doris

this girl is focused
on a burberry swimsuit
veruca salt much

AM Thoughts

i can't see a thing
that includes the alarm clock
shit i'm late again

Cough Cough

that mask won't hide you
for the swine are rising up
giving you the chills

Advice

cover your own ass
climb the corporate ladder
your legs should stay closed

Swished

we swarm like large moths
with elaborate patterns
stamped into our wings

High-ku

Wait, what was that sound?
Must drink gallon of water
Plus ice cream and chips

Beautiful Sneakers

it's your turn honey
let's see that upper arm strength
men work the pole too

Headache

Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound
Pain rushing around my head
Hope these pills work soon

Cold

Stupid cold weather
Wearing layers while at home
Such a waste of clothes

On Completion

take the time to brush
your whole outfit will thank you
lovely hair and teeth

Pizza soon

waiting for the bus
seeing different people
must learn to drive car

No Cuts

it's tuesday in hell
brimstone and hellfire abound
the line starts here ma'am

Balls

Balls are so icky
Testicles you are my foe
Keep them away please

Ice Ice Baby

Crunch crunchity crunch
Cold and delicious keeps me
Hydrated and chill

Your Opinion Counts

Brunettes are more fun
What do blonds know anyhow?
I like your dark hair

A Summary

all disco weekend
i need hot stuff baby now
please apply within

We're fat chicks

being a fat girl
is like any other girl
just better and fat


big fat round booty
damn isnt it wonderful
dont smack it hard


use your hand to grab
controversial bullshit
or these awesome tits

I just work here

hi how are you sir
this isn't my company
foreign currency

Friendship is tricky

i know her name sure
call her other stuff inside
it is bitch sorry

For the love of bacon

bacon is my joy
artery clogging be damned
i like it so much

On Fake Hair

my hair is better
than what some choose to purchase
but hey shit happens


silky dreads and falls
smooth your shit down before please
looks better that way

Four Twenty, get in the spirit

smoke fills the room up
why am I watching this dog
giggle festival


oh how i love weed
it makes me giggle a lot
at nothing at all

Welcome

"Haiku it out" is written by two extraordinarily similar souls, who, from ths point further will be referred to as Catty and Cheeky. Enjoy.